Polar Jokes

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Q1. What do you call 500 penguins in King's College Chapel?

Q2. How do penguins drink?

Q3. How much will a penguin pay for his dinner?

Q4. What do you call a happy polar bear?

Q5. Why are penguins good racing drivers?

Q6. Where do penguins go to dance?

Q7. What did the sea say to the iceberg?

Q8. Tourist to small boy: Does it ever stop snowing in Greenland?

Q9: What is Father Christmas's wife called?
Supplied by Amrik Gill, Manchester, aged 10.

Q10. What do polar bears eat for lunch?

Q11. What is an Ig?

Q12. What do baby penguins sing when their father brings fish home?

Q13. How do Antarctic penguins decide who goes to fish?

Q14. What do penguins wear on their heads?

Q15. What are polar bears' favourite dessert?

Q16. How does an eskimo build its house?

Q17. What do Siberians drive in over the snow?

Q18. What does a penguin wear on rainy days?

Q19. What do you give a sick Lapland bunting?

Q20. What did the Eskimo detective ask?
Found in Seamus Deane's novel: Reading in the Dark, by John Harrison aged 47.

Q.21 Why are penguins' shops so busy?

Q.22 What's black and white and has eight wheels?

Q.23 What's black and white and red?

Q.24 What do female penguins get for Christmas?

Q.25 How do you stop a Polar Bear from charging?

Q.26 Which fish lives on frozen lakes?

Q. Why don't polar bears eat penguins?
Supplied by Paul Cooper, BAS, Cambridge.